Episode 2

Name:WARREN

Quirks

''  	One  VERY VERY HOT afternoon, Warren was walking home from school with Puck and wishing he could take more risks and go back to Minblox. At the gym in school, Warren was almost certain that he could climb to the top of the rope but he only made it ⅔ the way up. He was thinking about school. He went home, did his dull homework,studied for some tests, played Half Life and shot all the Combine troops, ate a bowl of fried eggs and waited for William and the bears to get home. When they did, the rest of the gang were already outside looking for scary monsters since their house was surrounded by trees that looked miles high with tendril vines wrapping their arms around the trees. Warren was just about to go to sleep when he decided to go explore the dark, gloomy forest with the Gang. He grabbed his modified rocksalt Co2 gun and went out to the forest. The Gang members were setting up trail cams around the house. Warren asked William to follow him when Pamby, Natalie,and Puck started moving. They only moved when they were with Warren and William. Otherwise, they communicated with Warren through telekinesis and stayed on his shoulder. Warren knew that the portal had opened and he ran down the large old moldy and haunted storm drain with the Gang following behind.They turned a few corners and eventually the lights in the drain began to fade. The drain suddenly came to a halt and a large abyss skidded under their feet. They leapt in and fainted. When they awoke, they found themselves sitting in the spawning point., a large pond overlooking the big Dank forest that was filled with unimaginable creatures like Titan Eaters and Man Mothes. Warren looked around and got out of the pond and took off his wet shirt. The moving cabin was parked in a hidden vine cave and Warren told the Gang to dry off. “Phew! We are here again! This is so cool! I think we should head to the castle!” said Warren excitedly. ''

''“Well, you know what happened to the castle last time… Yeah I think it's a good Idea if we don't go there. Let's head to the Underworld.” said William. They dried off and Warren told the AI system to turn on the moving cabin. The moving cabin aka S.S. Gang Transport is a log cabin that has an engine system and a lot of cozy hammocks inside. The moving cabin also has some weapons, used for defense. The Gang settled down for the night and the next morning, they headed to the Underworld. On the way ,Warren's phone beeped a message that made his blood run cold ,  Warren's bounty page had been raised to 10 million crypto credits. Warren made the cabin go faster and they headed to the UNDERWORLD. They parked the Moving Cabin near Minblox Castle and then walked to the Underworld gate. When they arrived, they stole aboard a rusty yellow hover bus without showing their card and went to level 50,000. As they passed the other levels, Warren got a sick nauseating feeling in his stomach. Their dim red and yellow halo lights were only enough to provide a decent view of the UNDERWORLD. “Level 50,000 reached… You may now proceed to unboard your vehicle…” said a robotic AI voice.''

“Well, I guess this is it, come on, let's go… Man, those ANC are sure about ruining our time…” said Warren gloomily as he walked to the card checkers.

''“Man… This is bad. You really think we can get away from the ANC’s? I really have a bad gut feeling about this…” Said William. The Gang walked to the card checkers and to Warren's horror, 2 ANC search ships were landing on the platform right next to him. “Stinky Sardine Sauerkraut Sickle Salad  Salamander Smelly Sock Slipper Dad Dip Dish Door Dot Doodles!!!!They are here!!! Flup them!!!” shouted William. They hastily showed their cards and ran past the confused aliens. Warren pushed people trying to get to a hiding area while William and the bears ran after him, bumping into robots and tripping over trash. The brown steel floor was no help either and Warren fell face first into a banana peel! “Darn it!” shouted Warren, crawling desperately towards the speeder ship! “Halt right there! You! Out of the way! Out of the way!” The ANC fired into a crowd of panicked aliens with their modified tripler rifles. Warren and the gang  hightailed it out of the port area and literally jumped at the underground city. They got up and ran as fast as they could, blood pulsing in their ears causing an annoying thump thump thump. The Gang finally make it to an abandoned garbage shaft which they clean up and make it their temporary hideout. The next day, the Gang wake up to ANC radio chatter and slowly look up, an ANC speeder hovering over them has their lights on and the pilot looking right at them! “There they are! Targets found! Send Reinforcement! Over.”  The ANC pilot jumps off and almost simultaneously, Warren and the Gang jump up and run as fast as their legs can carry them. With no time to talk, Warren heads to a ship port and tells the Gang to split and find an unlocked ship. Warren jumps inside and turns on the ship! The ANC troops surround the ship and fire! “Oh no! Puck and William fire at the ANC! Pamby and the bears you got mann the defense turrets! And...Oh… Natalie, you go with the rest to check if the engines are okay!!!” shouts Warren frantically. He tries to make the ship move but nothing happens… He tries again… Nothing happens… Finally he asks Natalie “Are the engines okay? What's going on in there? I can't start the ship ugh! “''

''“It's okay. What's wrong?” Natalie says,  confused. Warren finally gets the ship moving and decides to head to Falanta. “Hey, William! Radio Thomas and the Errorlandians! See what they can do! “ Warren enters SeekCrosses gravity and the ship goes superspeed at Falanta but on the way, a scavenger flak turret knocks down the ship! “Curse those scavenger slushies!” yells Warren angrily!''

''“Yeah, curse them! Hey, is the ship balanced? Left tilt I think. Oh wait… Yes, left tilt! We have to have a balanced land! You know this is rocky!” William shouts back''

''“Yes! I know! Ugh Ugh! This is so hard! I wonder what type of ship this is.” Warren flicks the engine transfer and puts a wired plug into the keyhole. The ship starts balancing and Warren prepares for impact!!! “Here goes nothing! 3-2-AAAHHHHH!!!” The ship crashes into the rocky terrain of a Seeckross mountain. “Does anyone have a flashlight? Things are going to get dark! I mean, ironically, this is the planet of darkness.” Warren slowly crept out of the cockpit and looked around. In the pitch black darkness of Seeckross, almost nothing but the fire of the Lost were visible. Warren and William groped around in the darkness, trying to look for a light switch or a flashlight. “Found one! Oh wait, it's a Muffle Accelerator… anything we could use for light?” Warren asks in a scared voice.''

“No… Man, I thought we had one!” Warren says exasperated.

''“No, we left that in the cabin, remember, down in Peaqiki Faraway” says William in a low voice. He reaches around and asks if the others are okay. After sitting in complete silence for a while, there is a knock on the door hatch of the ship and everyone freezes. Warren pulls out his blaster and puts his hand on the trigger… croak croak… a raspy ominous voice croaks from the other side of the door…'' “I have to make it out of here with the gang safely… Can I really do it?” Horrifying thoughts fill Warren's head as he thinks about the possibilities… “Yeah, it's now or never!” Warren jumps up and fires his blaster at the door and then with the Gang at tail, he runs out onto an island and picks up a few branches, he fires his blaster at the branches and creates a small torch. “Everyone, pick a stick and run!” shouts Warren. Suddenly loud running footsteps start moving toward them! Warren shines his eyes revealing tons of black inky Lost ones running at him! Warren then remembers the damaged ship and runs back toward it. “If we want to get away from here, we have to fix the ship!” shouts Billy! Then out of the darkness, a bright vibrant light started descending from the pitch black sky! “It's a Minblox rescue ship! Come on!” the thing descended but something felt off about it… “Wait what! That's a COBI lego, oh wait, OH MY GREASY SQUIG PIES! RUN! RUN! OH PARMESAN PIZZA PASTA PEPPERONI PRESTO PECAN PRETZEL PEZ PANDORO! IT'S AN ANC TANK DEPLOYER! WAIT WHAT!” The tank dropped a foot or so and began rolling is black holo tracks! The lights began to dim and all the lights went out, no-one could see the ANC tank but the ANC’s could see them! Whizz kaboom! Shells rocked past their heads and created blinding red light! Screams and croaks from the Lost ones were echoing everywhere! Warren and the Gang ran in zig-zags hoping to  dodge the shells! Warren suddenly fell off the mountain into the dark waters! Splash! A giant mutated amber leaf shark opened its teeth lined jaws! SNAP! Warren and the Gang fell into the burning stomach acid and Warren quickly grabbed hold of an undigested bone. Trying to stab the stomach open, a few pieces of wood fell into the stomach and luckily the amber shark had a water blocker in its stomach, otherwise, Warren and the Gang would have drowned! After an hour of floating around and trying to get rid of the stench, the stomach acid started tilting and they could feel the shark being pulled out of the water by something. The shark started snapping its jaws at whatever was pulling it! Then it stopped. A net drooped down, scooped up the Gang and they were flung onto a giant ANC titan ship hovering over the water! The silent ANC agents aimed hyper rockets at him! “Whoops! I guess this is it?” says Warren in a funny way! Then before he even knew what he was doing, he leapt over the wall and with rockets in fierce pursuit he led the Gang to the ship port! His ship was there and it was fixed! But, there was a catch. The ship was surrounded by ANC engineers! Warren was furious! He grabbed an engineer with such force and the engineer took the rockets! While the others were in distracta-land, Warren and the gang got in the ship and flew toward Azra Minor, the plain planet filled with grassy plains and Umbreonix Grass farmers! Warren's phone was beeping on the way and when he checked, the news broadcast was “ANC supposedly sending Titan Class Mobile Patrols to various planets! The list included Seckross, Azra Minor, Lavastar, and the D’zarkan Remotes. “Darn! Out of fuel! Why does this thing always happen! WHY!?! UGH!” Warren landed the ship and got out. He found an old tiny, rusthy, corrugated iron shack. He sat down inside with the gang and sprayed some cleaner spray around. In the distance they could hear a faint humming noise. Warren noticed that and went outside to investigate, he could not see anything so he went back in. After a while, he dozed off… He woke up to the sound of an engine hum and something that sounded like crunching. The Gang were in dream land so Warren put a blanket on them. It was getting dark outside but he could see some light coming from the North point. Then in the dark, a giant shadow rose and Warren could just barely make out the shape of a Titan Class Patrol! The engine hum got louder and Warren froze, it was just a mile away but its sight made Warren freeze. He suddenly broke out of the trance and ran to the cabin. “Titan Patrol, Coming up! A mile or so away! Run for it!” The Gang started running as fast as they could, their adrenaline literally hypersepeeding through their veins! A searchlight shines blinding beams of light at the Gang! Warren looks back at the parked ship but realizes it's too late to go back! Then the engines get louder! “They are gaining on us! Oh sweet salamander shaped sweets! We are so dead…” said Warren, his shoulders sagging… “But we can do it!” as anger toward the ANC surged through his veins, Warren ran! He ran until the engine sound got fainter. When he looked back, he found out that it wasnt 1 Titan classer, it was 6 and they were just 2 miles or so away! Warren ran and saw his chance! Ahead of him, was a large raven and there was a scavenger colony! He leapt inside and ran in the dark allies leaving confused scavengers behind him. Above him, he could see the raven closing and the allies started moving! It took him a few seconds for him to realize that the Raven was actually a large worm mech! The scavengers looked at the gang and aimed their guns! “NO! STOP! I DON'T WORK FOR THE ANC! I SWEAR! I am actually the ANC’s enemy! Wait! Oh no…” The scavengers lowered their guns and spoke. “We will help you! Let's get out of here first.” Suddenly an explosion rocked the side of the mech! A driller bored in and a few scavengers were knocked out! Warren and the Gang ran but a net shot out and whipped around the gang! They were pulled into a dark room. “He he he… Now we are going to be so rich! We’ve found the creators!” A scavenger from the Black Moons put them in a large cramped cage and closed the hatch. “Freakin’ fire farting ferrets!” Shouted Warren. He was angrier than ever.

“Calm down Warren! We just need to think!” Said Puck. Warren cooled down and panic took over. He tried prying the cage door. That didn't work. The driller stopped and a large scavenger who was almost a full cyborg came in and started punching and kicking everyone. Warren had enough. He could have never imagined what he did next but he did it… He leapt up and kicked the scavenger in the shoulder. Then he ripped the scavenger's bionic off and used it to knock the scavenger scum out. Warren wasted no time and ran with the gang out the door. They were in an underground cavern filled with tiny holes in the walls. When Warren looked in, he almost shouted. The holes were filled with bloody bones and whatnot. He ran up the stairs expecting to be shot any minute. When he got to the surface, he found a flak gun and jumped to the control panel. Some bewildered scavengers who were sitting around the fire jumped up and ran toward him. Warren fired, literally vaporizing the scavengers. He found a ship and got in.

The journey back to the spawning point was tiring. The day at Minblox castle passed like a blur. The scavengers, it turned out, were ANC allies. Warren received a Ultra Premium 4k Member Deluxe 24 karat gold medal. He was tired and he had to go back so he just plopped the medal in his pocket. When he arrived at the spawning point. It was 4:17 AM, Warren sat on a log and looked into the pond. “Well, we made it…” Warren sighed.

“You were awesome Warren! Back there! I was amazed!” exclaimed William!

“Dude, you fought like a street fighter! Boss man!” Billy slapped Warren on the back playfully.

“Thanks guys! I never thought I could do that… Man… What an awesome adventure… I guess we need to go now… come on…”

Warren woke up! “OMG! William! You won't believe the dream I had last night! It was so lit man! Like we were in Minblox and the ANC Were chasing us! Can't believe it! It was so vivid! You were there too! I Will tell you about it later. We gotta catch that school bus.” Shouted Warren happily.

“Seriously dude, I had the same dream! Like really? Are you kidding? You fought a scavenger in the dream” William called back while putting a sock on, Warren was already out the door. That day, surprisingly, Warren truly felt more confident! At the gym, surprisingly, he was first in every activity! Even his friends noticed. At the end of the long day, Warren went home and sat down. Looking out the window he thought about the dream. That's when he felt the slightest tug in his pocket. He nonchalantly reached in and pulled out a round gold medal that had a label: Ultra Premium 4k Member Deluxe 24 karat gold for u! From Veno, Naryssa and the generals! See u soon! ;P…